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Buckle Up Cyber Geeks: Yubico’s Sleek YubiKey X, Unexpected Apple Alliance, and a Glimpse Into A Secure Digital Future

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Yubico emphasizes the importance of collaboration in the face of growing cyber threats.
Yubico is praised for their leadership and innovation in the cybersecurity industry.

Well, folks, I’m back from the mystical land of conferences and keynotes, where caffeine is the only currency and sleep is a myth. This time, I found myself in the high-octane world of cyber security. Sounds exciting, doesn’t it? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Now, our tale today revolves around Yubico – you know, the guys who’ve made it their mission to wrap our digital lives in an impenetrable fortress. I had the chance to sit in their “Future of Cybersecurity” event – the irony of the term “future” here is just too delicious. But let’s not digress.

The crux of the Yubico message, aside from the usual spiel about pushing boundaries and continual innovation, is the importance of collaboration in the face of growing cyber threats. It’s a noble sentiment, really. Because, you see, nothing bonds humanity like a common enemy. And in the digital front, this enemy doesn’t ride on horses or wave flags, no. It hides behind screens and code, striking when you least expect it.

Riding on their white horse of cutting-edge tech and collaboration, Yubico has once again claimed its throne as a leader in the cyber security industry, a shining beacon in a sea of digital storms. They’ve got us all on the edge of our seats, waiting with bated breath for their next groundbreaking innovation. And let me tell you, the suspense is just riveting.

To stay in the loop on all things Special Purpose Acquisition Companies (SPAC), I’d highly recommend signing up for our free newsletter (don’t worry, we don’t bite, or hack). You’ll be privy to the latest daily SPAC news and who knows, you might even pick up a few pointers on how to protect your digital life from the invisible enemy. And who wouldn’t want that?

In all seriousness though, I do have to tip my hat to Yubico. It’s not an easy feat to stay ahead in the ever-changing, tumultuous world of cybersecurity. But they’ve managed to do it, and they do it with style. So here’s to hoping that their future is as bright as the glare off your computer screen at 3 am.

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SPACs in Snack: As Court Rumbles, the era of ‘Fly-by-night IPOs’ is on the Brink!

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– Delaware Court of Chancery is scrutinizing SPAC deals, leading to legal challenges and potential consequences for sponsors.
– SPACs face an avalanche of litigation as their popularity and transactions increase, signaling the end of fast and loose deals and the need for accurate disclosure.

Well, well, well. It seems like the SPACs (Special Purpose Acquisition Companies) are getting a taste of their own medicine. You know, those magical entities that have no tangible assets, no business operations, yet somehow manage to raise a fortune through Initial Public Offerings for the sole purpose of acquiring an existing company—like some financial Frankenstein’s monster. Once the darlings of the finance industry, they’re now facing an onslaught of legal challenges. You’d almost feel sorry for them… if they weren’t made of money.

The Delaware Court of Chancery, the judicial equivalent of your high school English teacher with an unhealthy obsession with red pens, is scrutinizing these SPAC deals. They’re bringing down the hammer on questionable disclosures and hastily arranged mergers. Like a disappointing season finale, the honeymoon phase for SPACs is over, and the divorce proceedings are just getting started.

The recent court decisions underline the uphill battle defendants may face in SPAC-related lawsuits, especially when breach of fiduciary duty claims are involved. It’s like the court is saying “You wanted to play in the big leagues, now deal with the big league problems.” So, for the SPAC sponsors who are responsible for administering these financial behemoths, it’s probably not the best time to start planning that yacht purchase.

In 2021, SPACs were responsible for over 30% of all transactions that took companies public. That’s a lot of money being thrown around, and just like your eccentric uncle at the family reunion, it was only a matter of time before they drew attention to themselves. Now they’re facing the consequences of their popularity: an avalanche of SPAC-related litigation.

But let’s look on the bright side. The landscape of SPACs is evolving. The expectations and obligations for those involved are changing, much like a caterpillar transforming into a butterfly. But instead of wings, they might grow a pair of litigious antennae. The days of fast and loose SPAC deals are coming to an end.

In this brave new world of finance, accurate and complete disclosure will be the name of the game. It’s like a new episode of a reality show: Will SPACs survive this transition and emerge stronger? Or will they descend into obscurity, relegated to the annals of financial history alongside the likes of tulip mania and the dot-com bubble? Stay tuned, because one thing is for sure: SPACs as we know them are evolving, and we’re all just spectators in this riveting drama.

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Slacker Streaming’s SPAC Sprint: Will They Make It to Market or Bump the Needle?

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– Slacker streaming service is attempting to go public by merging with SPAC Roth CH Acquisition V Co, but shareholders are hesitant, leaving only $26.4 million available.
– The SPAC trend has been disappointing, with a decline in deals and poor performance for companies like Anghami, Deezer, Reservoir Media, and Alliance Entertainment.

Streaming service Slacker, apparently unsatisfied with living up to its namesake, is eager to beat the ticking clock and go public by merging with Special Purpose Acquisition Company (SPAC) Roth CH Acquisition V Co. This $160 million gamble is not without its own set of challenges, mind you. It seems a bunch of Roth’s shareholders decided to give the proverbial cold shoulder to the Slacker deal, leaving only about $26.4 million for the taking. To sweeten the pot, Roth has negotiated an irreversible agreement with shareholders, promising a whopping payout of 4 cents per share for each month of extension. It’s like a desperate plea at a high-stakes poker match: “Stay with me, folks, the best is yet to come!” Yet, the looming deadline on December 4th puts Slacker in a race against the grains of the hourglass.

SPACs, with their cart-before-the-horse approach, are a peculiar breed. They attract investors with the allure of an initial public offering (IPO), even before they’ve identified a suitable, high-growth company to take public. It’s like proposing to someone before the first date, all based on potential. And boy, did they grow like mushrooms in a moist forest, jumping from 55 in 2019 to an astonishing 610 in 2021. You’d think that with a $160.8 billion surge in money raised during that period, SPACs would have been the next gold rush. Well, not quite.

Truth be told, the SPAC trend has been more of a whimper than a bang. As Megan Penick, an attorney at Michelman & Robinson, delicately puts it, there are “too many SPACs, not enough suitable targets.” After a vigorous run in 2021, SPACs started losing steam in 2022, and 2023 hasn’t been looking too rosy either. In fact, the value of SPAC deals in the first half of 2023 amounted to only a tenth of the deals closed in the same period in 2021. In the face of disappointing prospects, some SPACs even chose to dissolve and return capital to shareholders. Talk about a change of heart!

To add insult to injury, SPACs haven’t exactly proven to be the golden goose for original investors. Consider the sobering trajectories of Abu Dhabi-based music streamer Anghami, French music streamer Deezer, and New York-based publisher and label Reservoir Media, all of which plummeted dramatically after merging with SPACs. And let’s not forget the unfortunate fate of Alliance Entertainment, which ended up trading over the counter after a series of redemptions left its partner SPAC, Adara Acquisition Corp, with a measly $1.7 million. It’s like they were left holding the short end of the stick.

So, as Slacker gears up for its date with destiny, one has to wonder: is this a stroke of genius or a last-ditch effort hustling towards a finish line that might not even be there? Only time will tell. Meanwhile, Slacker seems unresponsive to our pleas for comment on the deal, perhaps embodying their brand name a little too well. Happy streaming, folks!

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“Move over, Iron Man: How Glaam Corp’s real-life Tony Stark is remixing the future”

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– Glaam Corp is a versatile technology company with a wide range of interests and ambitions, from consumer goods to renewable energy.
– They are determined and resilient, always ready to overcome challenges and make a mark on the world.

Well folks, here we are again, circling back to the high-tech titan that’s been making waves in the market. Glaam Corp, the technological equivalent of a Swiss Army Knife, continues to stand out like a neon sign in a blackout. They’re a company that’s been messing around with everything from consumer goods to healthcare, all the way to renewable energy. Yes, folks, they’re like one of those kids who can’t decide what to be when they grow up.

Amusingly, Glaam Corp’s idea of a good time involves overcoming challenges. Their resilience and determination are as steadfast as a stubborn mule on a hot summer day. It’s like they’re saying, “Oh, you’ve got a problem? Hold our beer, we’ll solve it.” Like some sort of technological superhero, minus the cape and the spandex.

And you’ve got to love their ambitions. They’ve got a roadmap for the future that’s more packed than a clown car at a circus. They want to leave an indelible mark on the world, maybe even solve the age-old problem of misplaced keys. Let’s hope they’re not planning on implanting GPS devices in our fingers, though. I’d hate to have to explain that one to my chiropractor.

Now, if you’ve got a penchant for keeping yourself informed, there’s a newsletter you can sign up for. Don’t worry, it won’t cost you a dime. You can fill your brain with the latest daily SPAC news while you toast your English muffins in the morning. And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn something. But remember, while the newsletter is free, they’re not sending it to you out of the goodness of their hearts. Information is the currency of the modern world, and they’re just trying to keep your attention longer than a toddler at a toy store.

So, there you have it. Glaam Corp, the company that’s not afraid to wade through the mud and tackle the twin demons of innovation and design. The question is, are they onto something great, or are they just tech world’s version of a magic show – full of smoke and mirrors? Only time will tell. For now, let’s just sit back, relax, and wait for the next chapter in the Glaam Corp saga. I can hardly wait.

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Saratoga Springs’ Weekend Binge: Partying Costly, Cleaning Up Even Costlier!

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– Saratoga Springs incurred approximately $37,000 in overtime expenses for its fire and police departments during a race weekend and concerts, with the city having to cover the bill.
– The fire department had 136 hours of overtime at the track, costing $8,160, while the police department accumulated 175 hours of overtime, amounting to $9,944.

Saratoga Springs, known for its picturesque race course and lively concerts, certainly knows how to throw a party. But, like a college student after a kegger, it’s waking up to a hefty bill. The city recently chalked up around $37,000 in overtime wages for its fire and police departments during the Travers weekend. But hey, if you’re going to host nearly 50,000 horse racing aficionados and two sold-out Phish concerts, you better be prepared to pay a little overtime, right?

Now, let’s talk numbers. The fire department punched in 136 hours of overtime at the track, to the tune of $8,160. Luckily for the city, this was reimbursed through a contract with the New York Racing Association. The police department, on the other hand, racked up 175 hours in overtime, costing a smooth $9,944. Here’s the kicker: the city has to foot the bill.

The situation over at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center was a little more, shall we say, “cost-efficient”. The fire department had 88.5 hours of overtime, costing $5,310. However, the contract with SPAC picked up the tab on $4,260 of that. And let’s not forget the police on Caroline Street – those overtime hours amounted to $3,520. So, while the city partied, the overtime meter kept ticking.

But let’s not overlook the unsung heroes of this overtime bonanza. Code Enforcement, nestled under the warm bureaucratic wing of the fire department, also bagged a cool 48 hours of overtime, setting the city back around $2,880. Their duties? Checking if the local watering holes were fitting in one too many patrons or cranking up the volume a tad too high. The things we do for peace, quiet, and fire safety, right?

Public Safety Commissioner James Montagnino reassures us that this isn’t a surprise party for the city’s budget. Rather, it’s more like an expected guest. “This is something that is pretty much baked into the budget”, he says. Well, that’s comforting. As long as there’s a line item in the budget for “party-induced overtime”, I suppose we’re all good.

To sum it up, hosting a good time isn’t cheap, and it seems like Saratoga Springs is learning that the hard way. But as the saying goes, “no pain, no gain”. Here’s hoping the city finds a way to balance its municipal budget without sacrificing the good times. After all, nobody likes a party pooper, especially not when it’s city hall.

So here’s to Saratoga Springs: a city that knows how to throw a party, and the overtime sheet to prove it. Just remember, folks, next time you see a double rainbow at the racecourse or get down at a Phish concert, someone’s clocking in the extra hours to make that happen. It’s all part of the cost of a good time in Saratoga Springs.

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Apple Cranks Up Its Genius: Get Ready to iQ Up with the iGenius!

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– Apple has introduced the iGenius, a high-priced device that promises to improve human intelligence and revolutionize personal computing.
– Apple’s loyal followers are expected to eagerly pre-order the iGenius, demonstrating the company’s ability to consistently innovate and dominate the tech industry.

In an act that could only be described as a grand opera of opulence, Apple, the technological titan, has once again outdone itself with the introduction of its latest brainchild, the iGenius. Listen folks, this isn’t just a shiny new toy. This is a bona fide declaration that you’ve got more money than you know what to do with. Priced at a mere $1,999, the iGenius is a steal for anyone who’s somehow managed to save a small fortune by skipping that daily cup of overpriced coffee.

But oh, the things you get for that amount. It’s been touted as the ultimate device to ‘improve human intelligence’ – as though we’ve all been waiting for a gadget to help us find where we left our car keys. But it’s Apple, folks. They’ve got the Midas touch, turning everything they lay hands on into digital gold. And it seems they’re rather confident that their legion of loyal followers are not only blessed with brains but also overflowing wallets.

So, what’s the big deal about this iGenius, you might wonder? Well, it’s set to ‘revolutionize personal computing’. Now, if you’re like me and find the idea of revolutionizing something as personal as computing rather terrifying, you’re not alone. But rest assured, they’ve got it all figured out. And it’s marvelous, or so they say. It’s like they’re telling us, “Hey, remember when you could just turn your computer on and off to fix it? Those days are gone, buddy. Welcome to the future.”

So who’s ready to jump on this fast-moving bandwagon? With the promise of pre-order frenzy, it seems like Apple knows its customers well. They’ve got us all under their spell, leaving us in awe of their technological wizardry. This iGenius of theirs isn’t just a product, it’s a statement. A testament to their aptitude for consistent innovation and a symbol of their claim to the tech throne.

In other news, feel free to sign up for our free newsletter if you want to stay informed on the latest SPAC news. It’s like getting a daily dose of market excitement delivered right to your inbox. Because hey, who doesn’t love a little extra anxiety in their day? With daily updates and insights, you can stay ahead of the curve. Or at least think you are.

But remember, whether you’re an Apple aficionado, a SPAC enthusiast, or just a regular bystander in the ever-evolving world of business, always keep your sense of humor. Because, let’s face it, in a world where a personal computer is named iGenius, you really have to laugh, don’t you?

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“Trump’s Social Media Fiasco Gets a Retry: DWAC Pins its Hopes on Merger Mulligan After Regulatory Hurdles”

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– Shareholders have granted a 12-month extension for the merger between Digital World Acquisition Corp (DWAC) and Truth Social, despite previous controversy and an ongoing SEC investigation.
– The fate of Trump Media & Technology Group’s proposed IPO and the social media landscape depend heavily on the successful completion of the merger, adding to the uncertainty surrounding DWAC and Truth Social.

In the world of mergers and acquisitions, timing is everything. Except, it seems, when you’re the Digital World Acquisition Corp (DWAC) and former President Donald Trump’s social media venture, Truth Social. These two have been given the business equivalent of a snooze button on their alarm clock, with a 12-month extension to complete their merger. I guess the fear of having to return $300 million to shareholders – roughly $10.24 a share – was just too horrifying to contemplate. Just think of all the golden toilets that money could buy.

What’s interesting here, beyond the obvious fascination of watching a car crash in slow motion, is the repeated faith shareholders have in DWAC. They’ve already granted an extension last September, and here they are, doing an encore. You’ve got to admire the optimism. Or question their sanity. That’s especially after the company has been dogged by controversy, including allegations of insider trading that led to the arrest of a DWAC director and two associates. You’d think that would put a damper on things, but no, the show must go on.

Then there’s the small matter of the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) investigation into the merger, which DWAC agreed to settle for a cool $18 million. Nothing says “we’re serious about this” like parting with that kind of cash. But as the saying goes, you must spend money to make money. And with the potential benefits of a successful merger, such as the financial windfall for shareholders and the chance for Trump’s Truth Social to reach a wider audience, maybe it’s a price worth paying.

Of course, all of this depends on whether the extension will have positive consequences for all involved or if there will be more hurdles in the coming months. It’s like an episode of a reality TV show, only with less hair spray and more legal jargon. And as with any good drama series, we can expect more twists and turns. After all, the fate of Trump Media & Technology Group’s proposed Initial Public Offering (IPO) and its potential impact on the social media landscape hinges heavily on the successful completion of the merger.

So, will this latest extension pave the way for a smooth and successful merger, or will it lead to more challenges and uncertainties? Well, if there’s one thing we’ve learned from watching this saga unfold, it’s that nothing is ever straightforward when it comes to DWAC and Truth Social. Like a soap opera that refuses to end, this merger story keeps us all on the edge of our seats, wondering what will happen next. And just like the soap opera, even when it seems like the story is over, there’s always one more twist to keep us hooked.

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Phish Throws a Wizard of a Show at SPAC: Munchkin Hair, Ozzy Jams, and a Whole Lot of Good Vibes!

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– Fish performed a charity concert at Saratoga Performing Arts Center, incorporating improvisation and references to The Wizard of Oz.
– The band showcased their musical skills and engaged with the audience while raising funds for flood cleanup efforts.

In the grand tradition of rock and roll, the legendary jam band Fish took to the Saratoga Performing Arts Center for a concert that was a mix of charity, improvisation, and a whimsical nod to The Wizard of Oz. Opening their first stage act since 2019 with the rousing ‘Kill Devil Falls’, the band, known for their fluid musical transitions, seamlessly slid into the ‘Moma Dance’. The audience was caught in the musical current as guitarist Trey Anastasio mixed riffs with the dexterity of a cocktail bartender during happy hour.

The show, which was more of an improvised musical journey, drew on the band’s extensive catalog, with performances of “Ocelot,” “The Wedge,” and “Maru,” which displayed drummer John Fishman’s hi-hat playing skills. The band also threw in a quirky rendition of “Sand,” featuring the theme from The Wizard of Oz. Sprinkling sections of “We Welcome You to Munchkinland” throughout the jam added a layer of playfulness to the performance that was more refreshing than a cold beer on a hot summer’s day.

The concert marked the 84th anniversary of The Wizard of Oz, and the references to the film were as plentiful as the notes Anastasio strummed on his guitar. The connection to the classic film wasn’t just musical. Fishman sported a munchkin-inspired hairstyle for the second set, proving that not all drummers are satisfied with just beating skins and crashing cymbals. He also donned a custom water drop muumuu, adding to the theatricality of the performance.

The band’s second set was a testament to their ability to navigate complex musical landscapes. Starting with “Evolve,” the set included a performance of “A Wave of Hope” that showcased the band’s improvisational skills. The performance of “Simple” featured bassist Mike Gordon’s exploratory bassline and Anastasio’s intricate sonic layers, creating a soundscape that was as fantastical and dark as a Tim Burton film.

Packed with memorable moments, the concert served as more than just a night of entertainment. It was a fundraising effort for flood cleanup in Vermont and upstate New York. The band called upon fans to donate, providing the free webcast of the show as an incentive. From engaging performances of fan-favorite songs to playful nods to a cinematic classic, Fish showed they can still create a sense of connection with their audience while, simultaneously, doing their part in responding to environmental disasters. Now, if only more bands could do the same. Rock on, Fish.

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Merger Monday Gets a Snooze Button: IRRA and AST Take Their Sweet Time To Unite

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– IRRA and AST have extended the deadline for their merger agreement to October 15, indicating a strategic move to ensure the merger is financially and strategically beneficial.
– The commitment of both companies to see the merger through is reflected in their willingness to spend more time on due diligence and regulatory approvals, signaling their confidence in the potential of the merger.

In the latest episode of “As The Business World Turns”, Integrated Rail and Resources Acquisition (IRRA) and American Stock Transfer & Trust Company (AST) have decided to play hard-to-get with each other. Yes, folks, the deadline for their merger agreement, previously set for the passionate date of September 15, has now been extended to the less romantic but still sturdy date of October 15. The suspense, I tell you, is heart-stopping.

Both of these companies are pretty big deals in their respective arenas. IRRA plays with trains and resource-related assets, while AST handles transfer agents and shareholder communication services. Together, they’re like a business equivalent of a superhero team-up, ready to create an almighty platform to leverage all sorts of synergies. I’m sure that’s got the investors swooning in anticipation.

The extension of the deadline appears to be a strategic move. It’s like they’ve hit the pause button on their corporate romance to make sure they’re not rushing into anything. Due diligence, regulatory approvals, and other such exciting things still need to be sorted out. Possibly, they’re also taking a moment to reassess potential growth opportunities and ensure that the merger is financially and strategically beneficial. Who said romance was dead?

The decision to extend the deadline also reflects the commitment of both companies to see this merger through to the end. It’s not a fling; they’re in it for the long haul. The fact that they are willing to spend more time on due diligence and to get the necessary regulatory approvals signals their belief in the potential of this merger. It’s a testament to their confidence in their ability to create compelling products for shareholders and the broader market. So, let’s raise a glass to commitment.

As we inch closer to the new deadline, there are a few things to keep an eye on. Investors will be watching for any unexpected developments that could impact the merger, regulatory approval will be closely monitored, and market reactions will be under the microscope. The business environment is as unpredictable as a soap opera, and anything can happen.

In conclusion, this love story between IRRA and AST is far from over. With the deadline extended, the spotlight will be on new developments, regulatory approvals, and market reactions. Let’s hope they can navigate through the red tape and bring to life a platform that brings value to both companies and their shareholders. Stay tuned, folks, because just like a good soap opera, this merger saga is sure to keep us on our toes.

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Delaware Ruling Exposes SPAC Scandal: The Smoke, Mirrors, and Pinball between 26 Capital and Okada Manila

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– Hedge fund manager Alex Eiseman secretly received 60% of Jason Ader’s stake in 26 Capital Acquisition Corp., a SPAC attempting to merge with Okada Manila casino.
– Ader sold a portion of his SPAC stake for $25 million, leading to a separate lawsuit by the billionaire’s family office questioning the deal.

Well, folks, here’s a tale that proves once again that high-stakes finance can be just as thrilling as any spy movie. 26 Capital Acquisition Corp., a special-purpose acquisition company (SPAC) backed by gaming industry analyst and investor Jason Ader, tried to merge with a ritzy casino in the Philippines, the Okada Manila. But the courts have called ‘game over’ on that plan, due to some sneaky double-dealing that smelled fishier than a seafood buffet on a hot day.

Here’s the deal: A Manhattan hedge fund manager, Alex Eiseman, was hired by Universal Entertainment Corp., the Japanese company behind Okada Manila, to find a SPAC to acquire the casino. But Eiseman, instead of doing his best Vanna White and finding the best deal possible, decided to go for a bit of personal gain. Our judge, J. Travis Laster, ruled that Eiseman got 60% of Ader’s stake in 26 Capital – a deal that was kept as secret as grandma’s biscuit recipe. Universal and the SPAC’s shareholders were left in the dark until the pretrial discovery phase of the Delaware case.

As if it couldn’t get more interesting, Ader didn’t even wait for the ink to dry on the deal before selling another slice of his SPAC stake for a neat $25 million. That’s a lot of chips to put on red. The judge noted this, along with the fact that Ader and his mother pocketed the sum. Ader insists the payout was proper, but there’s a separate lawsuit by the billionaire’s family office he sold to, questioning the deal.

Despite all this drama, the shares of 26 Capital SPAC are down only 3% since the judge’s ruling, sitting at $11.15. Ader, in a statement as well-crafted as a poker face, said they were disappointed with the ruling, but would explore all available strategic options. Meanwhile, Eiseman seems to be playing his cards close to his chest, declining to comment on the case and stating he will tell his side of the story in a New York fraud lawsuit brought about by the casino owner.

Universal Entertainment Corp. has pulled up the drawbridge on the SPAC deal, and their lawyer, Grant Mainland, has stated that they’re ready to defend themselves if 26 Capital pursues monetary damages. All in all, folks, it’s a high-stakes game of cat and mouse that shows us, once again, that in the SPAC market, what you see isn’t always what you get. As the Securities and Exchange Commission gears up to vote on new SPAC rules to improve transparency, let’s hope this sorry saga serves as a cautionary tale. After all, casinos are for gambling, not the stock market, right?

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