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“Dirty Honey Sweetens the Deal, While Guns N’ Roses Shoot Off-Key in Epic Nostalgic Night”

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– Dirty Honey captivated the audience with their energetic performance, showcasing a blend of 80s hair band nostalgia and contemporary rock.
– Guns N’ Roses’ performance fell short, with Axl Rose struggling to capture the raw vocal energy of his youth, leaving the audience with mixed emotions.

In a world where rock often plays second fiddle to kale-smoothie-sipping pop stars and techno beats, it was a mild shock to see SPAC turn into a time warp, catapulting more than 20,000 rock gluttons into the heart of the 1980s. You’d think it was the Guns N’ Roses show with the name in large, emboldened letters on the marquee. But who really rocked the boat was the opening act – the lesser-glorified Dirty Honey.

Now, here’s the scoop. Dirty Honey, fronted by Nippertown’s own Marc LaBelle, enamored the crowd with their electrifying performance, effortlessly oscillating between scorching guitar solos and thunderous drums in a tight 45-minute set. You could almost smell the burning rubber as they took us on a high-speed chase down the memory lane of 80’s hair bands, but with an updated GPS that navigates us back to contemporary rock.

As the sun set, anticipation swelled for the long-awaited performance by Guns N’ Roses. Unfortunately, nostalgia can sometimes be a double-edged sword, or in this case, a slightly out-of-tune guitar. The legendary Axl Rose, once a symbol of raw vocal energy, seemed to stumble rather than strut through the set. His renditions felt more like weary tributes to his youthful self, as if someone had replaced his flamethrower with a Bic lighter.

Despite the rocky road, the setlist was a rollercoaster that zigzagged through the band’s illustrious career. From the raw intensity of “Welcome to the Jungle” to the poignant strains of “November Rain”, it was a nostalgic feast. Yet, the haunting strings of “Patience” followed by “Paradise City” served as a sobering reminder that time indeed waits for no man, not even a rock legend.

The night ended on a bittersweet note, leaving the audience with a cocktail of emotions – an exhilarating high from Dirty Honey’s performance and a mellow low from Guns N’ Roses’ less-than-stellar show. Yet, this is the beauty of rock and roll. It is a genre that celebrates both its past and its present, reminding us that while legends may age, their legacy continues to resonate through the chords of those who carry the torch forward.

So, when the dust settled and the echoes of the concert faded into the night, it was clear that while Guns N’ Roses may have been the headlining act, it was Dirty Honey that left an indelible mark on the audience. They proved once again that the heart of rock and roll still beats strong, even in a world that seems to have forgotten its rhythm.

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Buckle Up Cyber Geeks: Yubico’s Sleek YubiKey X, Unexpected Apple Alliance, and a Glimpse Into A Secure Digital Future

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Yubico emphasizes the importance of collaboration in the face of growing cyber threats.
Yubico is praised for their leadership and innovation in the cybersecurity industry.

Well, folks, I’m back from the mystical land of conferences and keynotes, where caffeine is the only currency and sleep is a myth. This time, I found myself in the high-octane world of cyber security. Sounds exciting, doesn’t it? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Now, our tale today revolves around Yubico – you know, the guys who’ve made it their mission to wrap our digital lives in an impenetrable fortress. I had the chance to sit in their “Future of Cybersecurity” event – the irony of the term “future” here is just too delicious. But let’s not digress.

The crux of the Yubico message, aside from the usual spiel about pushing boundaries and continual innovation, is the importance of collaboration in the face of growing cyber threats. It’s a noble sentiment, really. Because, you see, nothing bonds humanity like a common enemy. And in the digital front, this enemy doesn’t ride on horses or wave flags, no. It hides behind screens and code, striking when you least expect it.

Riding on their white horse of cutting-edge tech and collaboration, Yubico has once again claimed its throne as a leader in the cyber security industry, a shining beacon in a sea of digital storms. They’ve got us all on the edge of our seats, waiting with bated breath for their next groundbreaking innovation. And let me tell you, the suspense is just riveting.

To stay in the loop on all things Special Purpose Acquisition Companies (SPAC), I’d highly recommend signing up for our free newsletter (don’t worry, we don’t bite, or hack). You’ll be privy to the latest daily SPAC news and who knows, you might even pick up a few pointers on how to protect your digital life from the invisible enemy. And who wouldn’t want that?

In all seriousness though, I do have to tip my hat to Yubico. It’s not an easy feat to stay ahead in the ever-changing, tumultuous world of cybersecurity. But they’ve managed to do it, and they do it with style. So here’s to hoping that their future is as bright as the glare off your computer screen at 3 am.

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Sued for SPACtacular Failure: Velodyne Lawsuit Targets Alleged SPAC Scammers and Makes for an Unsettling Ride

TLDR:
– SPACs are a popular investment game, but investors should approach them with caution and skepticism due to the risks involved.
– Regulatory scrutiny is increasing in the SPAC industry, and not all transactions lead to profitable outcomes, resembling a lottery ticket with uncertain results.

In the grand casino of investing, it appears we’ve found a new game folks are lining up to play: SPACs – Special Purpose Acquisition Companies. Now, if you’re getting visions of a golden goose laying billion-dollar eggs, I hate to break it to you, but it might just be a regular old farm bird with a coat of cheap gold spray paint.

Take the recent kerfuffle with Velodyne Lidar Inc. for example – a company known for its autonomous driving technology. They got all lovey-dovey with Graf Industrial Corp., a SPAC, and went public. The honeymoon ended quickly when they merged with Ouster Inc., another SPAC darling. Suddenly, a former shareholder’s crying foul, claiming he and others were duped into a shotgun wedding that enriched a select few while leaving the rest with a hangover.

This lawsuit is just one of many in Delaware’s Chancery Court, a fighting pit where M&A legal battles are more common than flies on a horse in August. But before we start casting stones at Velodyne and Graf Industrial, let’s pause and consider the risks involved. After all, transparency and accurate disclosure are the pillars of any good SPAC transaction. But in this case, investors might have been given a map to a treasure at the end of the rainbow that turned out to be a pot filled with nothing more than rusty pennies.

So, my humble advice? Approach these SPAC investments with caution and a healthy dose of skepticism. I’ll tell you what I tell my kids about fast food – it might look shiny and delicious on the outside, but you never know what kind of mystery meat you’re getting on the inside.

As the SPAC industry evolves and lawsuits continue to surface like bad jokes at an open mic night, regulatory scrutiny is bound to increase. Not all blank check transactions end up in bricks of gold at the end of the rainbow. Sometimes, all you find is a note saying, “Better luck next time, buckaroo.”

So, in the end, it’s a bit like buying a lottery ticket. You might strike it rich, but more often than not you’re just left with a worthless piece of paper and a slightly lighter wallet. Remember, it’s not the pot of gold, but the thrill of the hunt that keeps this game fun. So, tread carefully, have a good laugh, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

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“Dr. Dollars and Nurse Sense: SPAC Pono Capital Two Gives SBC Medical a Unhealthy Downgrade in Valuation”

TLDR:
– Pono Capital Two’s proposed merger partner, SBC Medical, experienced a significant drop in valuation, causing $200 million to vanish.
– Pono Capital Two has a history of performing valuation tricks, as seen in their previous merger with Irwins.

When you’re an investor, you’re often faced with the same magical act performed by a magician: the famous disappearing act. Except in this case, it’s not your favorite bunny disappearing into a hat, but rather, it’s a cool $200 million evaporating into thin air. Don’t believe it? Well, you might want to ask the folks at SPAC Pono Capital Two for a front-row seat.

In a rather astonishing feat of financial wizardry, Pono Capital Two (NASDAQ: PTWO) recently waved its magic wand over the valuation of its proposed merger partner, SBC Medical, and voila! The valuation went from $1.2 billion to a mere $1 billion. As a result, investors and industry experts were left scratching their heads, trying to figure out where the $200 million had vanished.

Now, this isn’t Pono’s first rodeo. The company, known for strategic investments in a variety of industries, has been working towards the completion of this merger since it was first announced in February. But this sudden drop in valuation is akin to pulling a rabbit out of a hat, only in this case, the rabbit turned out to be a bit smaller than expected.

But wait, there’s more! Earlier this year, Pono Capital performed a similar trick with Japanese air mobility technology developer Irwins. So, it seems that Pono is not just a one-trick pony, but rather a seasoned magician with a penchant for performing valuation tricks.

Meanwhile, SBC Medical, a Japanese company that operates aesthetic medical clinics, was preparing for an IPO on the Nasdaq with some help from consulting firm Heartcore. But, with this significant drop in valuation, it’s like the company’s dreams of a grand IPO just got a bit deflated.

This move by Pono Capital Two has raised more than a few eyebrows in the business community. After all, a $200 million drop in valuation isn’t exactly pocket change. It’s more like a treasure chest full of gold disappearing overnight. And while investors and industry observers look forward to further updates, the impact of this valuation slight-of-hand remains as uncertain as a magician’s next trick.

So, what can we learn from this act of financial magic? Well, when it comes to mergers and acquisitions, it seems that things aren’t always as they appear. One minute you’re looking at a $1.2 billion company, and the next, it’s a $1 billion entity. It’s enough to make your head spin. And while it might be entertaining to watch from the sidelines, it’s quite a different story when you’re the one holding the disappearing rabbit.

In the end, though, one thing’s for sure: when it comes to SPAC Pono Capital Two, expect the unexpected. And always keep an eye on your wallet, because you never know what might disappear next. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to find my missing $200 million. I think it might be hiding with the rest of Pono’s missing billions.

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“VinFast’s Speedy Ascent meets Rocky Roads: Stock Stumbles, Billionaire Chairman Bets House”

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– VinFast, the Vietnamese electric car startup, experienced a decline in market value and faced challenges in the electric vehicle market.
– The lifting of lockdown restrictions for certain stocks caused an overreaction in the stock market, resulting in a nosedive in prices.

So, here is the latest buzz folks. VinFast, the Vietnamese electric car startup, has been riding a roller coaster lately – minus the fun, I guess. After causing a frenzy with its $40 billion market value, the buzz has fizzled out faster than a flat soda. The electrifying market is quite a tough cookie to crack and VinFast’s ambitious expansion seems to have given it some serious heartburn. But hey, let’s not lose all hope, the CEO promises to pump all profits back into the company. So, either we’ll witness a miraculous comeback, or it’ll just be a flash in the pan. Stay tuned, it’s going to be a bumpy ride!

Meanwhile, the stock market’s acting like a teenager given the keys to a car. It’s confused, panicky, and all over the place. Following the announcement of the lifting of lockdown restrictions for some stocks, markets reacted like someone just announced free beer at the bar – wildly and with a fair amount of overreaction. The result? Prices took a nosedive faster than my interest in a dieting program.

Now, let’s talk about this whole VinFast and SPAC backers situation. If you thought your Monday was tough, try being VinFast right now. Its SPAC backers are doing the reverse moonwalk, right out of the picture. It seems that the company’s market value of $40 billion was a bit too fantastical, even for the hardcore believers. But here’s the silver lining – with the stock about to be easier to bet against, the investors might be in for a lucky break.

The company’s recently released second-quarter results were as interesting as watching paint dry. But wait, there’s more. Last week, VinFast filed documentation with the Securities and Exchange Commission to release lockup restrictions on 3.1% of its shares, totaling about $1.25 billion. And as luck would have it, the shares were down 7% in morning trading – talk about a rough morning!

Now, here’s the kicker, the sponsors of the special-purpose acquisition company that took VinFast public can potentially sell at a very healthy profit. Even the entities belonging to the billionaire chairman, Pham Nhat Vuong – Vietnam’s richest man, can cash-in. But, Mr. Vuong has pledged to put any profit back into the company. So, while VinFast has burned through $890 million of cash in the first half of 2023, they’re still optimistic.

So, what’s the moral of this story? Well, the electric vehicle market is as predictable as a cat high on catnip and VinFast’s fortunes are as volatile as a bottle of nitroglycerin in a trampoline park. But at least we know one thing for sure, the CEO is committed – or maybe he should be committed. Only time will tell.

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“Apple and CIIG Merger Corp.: A Tech Marriage that Promises Apples in Autonomous Cars, Doctor iPhones, and Step-Into-Your-TV Entertainment!”

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Apple Inc. and CIIG Merger Corp. are teaming up, promising a future of advanced health recommendations and autonomous vehicles. Get ready for a tech revolution that will transform healthcare, transportation, and entertainment.

Hold onto your hats, folks. Apple Inc. and CIIG Merger Corp. have decided to join forces, and it’s looking like a superhero crossover equivalent of the business world. No, really, it’s as if Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne decided to open a gadget shop together. The fallout? A potential transformation of healthcare, transportation, and entertainment as we know it.

Remember those days when your iPhone was just a glorified pedometer? Kiss them goodbye. Soon, that hunk of metal in your pocket is going to tell you to lay off the cheeseburgers and take a brisk walk instead, using the power of advanced health recommendations. It’s not just about counting your steps anymore, it’s about orchestrating your entire lifestyle towards holistic well-being.

Now, how about your daily commute? It isn’t going to be the same old boring ride to work anymore, my friends. Autonomous vehicles are coming, making each trip a personal experience. Picture this – sitting in your car, sipping on your coffee, catching up on your favorite book, all while your car drives itself. It’s a commuter’s dream. The driving seat is about to become the best place to relax, minus the driving part.

But the tech revolution doesn’t stop at smart healthcare and snazzy self-driving cars. We’re about to break the fourth wall of entertainment here, folks. Soon you could be having a virtual cup of coffee with your favorite movie character, or being a part of that epic battle scene you always fancied. It’s going to be a thrilling journey, and our cinema-going experience will never be the same again.

So, there you have it. Two business behemoths are joining forces to bring us a future that looks like it jumped straight out of a sci-fi flick. It’s an adventure that promises a lasting legacy. In essence, they’re preparing to blow our collective minds while moving us into the future, one revolutionary product at a time.

Look forward to a future where technology isn’t just a tool but a lifestyle. A future where Apple and CIIG don’t just sell products, they sell experiences that touch every aspect of our lives. Buckle up, because we’re about to embark on a wacky, wild ride to the future – and it looks like it’s going to be one hell of a trip.

As always, keep yourself updated with our free newsletter for the latest scoop on all things SPAC. Because in the rapidly progressing world of technology, staying informed is the key to not getting left behind in the dust. Or in this case, the rocket exhaust.

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Palantir Heads Play Pinocchio, SPACs It To Investors

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Palantir Technologies sued for insider trading and misconduct by pension fund, causing damage to reputation.
Allegations of shady investments and questionable revenue reporting leave Palantir’s integrity and ethics in doubt.

Well, isn’t this a pickle? Palantir Technologies, the ever-so-transparent data analytics corporation, has been hit with a lawsuit. The unsuspecting plaintiff is a pension fund accusing Peter Thiel and a few other board members of insider trading and misconduct. I’m sure they were just playing a friendly game of ‘Monopoly,’ right?

These smart cookies allegedly jacked up the company’s stock price with a shopping spree of questionable investments with doomed blank-check companies. Meanwhile, they’re accused of raking in billions for themselves. Quite a clever trick, if only they hadn’t been caught. The lawsuit also names company president Stephen Cohen and CEO Alex Karp as co-conspirators. Now, isn’t that a nice little family gathering?

The pension fund is making a ruckus over claims that these high-ranking officials drove the analytics business to invest millions into special purpose acquisition companies. These were nothing more than glorified side deals that could be used to report revenue that Palantir would never see. Thiel, Cohen, and Karp must have been taking notes during the ‘Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room’ documentary.

These allegations have left quite a stain on Palantir’s reputation. Although, who knew they had a reputation to destroy? It begs the question – can you really tarnish what’s already rusted? Guess we’ll have to wait and see if they can buff out those scratches.

The lawsuit has thrown light on the shady world of insider trading and misconduct. The incident has left the business world in a state of shock. The integrity and ethics of Palantir have been called into question, and rightfully so. After all, there’s something fishy about the smell of burning stock shares in the morning. And it’s not the sweet smell of success, I can tell you that.

In the end, it goes to show, greed and deceit might be fun for a while, but good luck outrunning the long arm of the law while carrying those billion-dollar pockets. This should serve as a reminder folks, no matter how high you fly, the fall is always a doozy.

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Target Global’s Got 99 Problems But a Deadline Ain’t One

TLDR:
– Target Global Acquisition has extended their deadline to find a suitable company for a merger, showing their determination to find the perfect match.
– The company is committed to excellence and their unwavering pursuit of a business combination that meets their high standards and investor expectations.

It seems like Target Global Acquisition is playing a high-stakes game of musical chairs, and they’ve just hit the pause button. Who can blame them? The company, a master of the corporate equivalent of speed dating, has extended its deadline to shack up with a suitable company and make their relationship public. Now, they have a romantic rendezvous set for October 13th, or so they hope.

It’s an interesting plot twist in the soap opera of corporate mergers. If they can’t find their soulmate by the said date, they have promised to do the honorable thing and give the money back to the investors. It’s like an episode of The Bachelor, only with balance sheets and shareholder meetings.

The company has shown that this isn’t a one-off case of cold feet. They have the option to extend the deadline six more times if things don’t go as planned. It’s a clear sign of their unwavering determination to not settle for less, even if it feels like they’re trying to find a unicorn in a horse fair.

Target Global Acquisition is also planning to make a grand gesture, like throwing $90,000 into their escrow account. It’s like saying “I love you” in corporate language. Clearly, they believe in this venture and are ready to put their money where their mouth is. If they do find their corporate soulmate, the money will be returned to them. It’s their way of saying, “We may be taking our time, but we’re serious about this relationship.”

This latest move from Target Global Acquisition is more than just an extension of time, it’s a declaration of their relentless pursuit of greatness. They are not just looking for a suitable partner, they’re looking for the perfect match. A business combination that aligns with their high standards and meets the expectations of their investors. It’s like a corporate Cinderella story in the making.

The business world is waiting with bated breath for the announcement of Target Global’s big match. The suspense, the intrigue, the speculation – it’s the stuff of a financial thriller. Until then, we can only imagine the kind of innovative breakthroughs and collaborations that this quest might lead to.

In the grand scheme of things, this extension is a testament to Target Global’s commitment to excellence and their determination to find the perfect match. It’s like they’re saying, “We’re in this for the long haul, and we won’t settle for less.” Their unwavering commitment to their investors and the pursuit of the perfect business combination sets them apart from the rest.

So there it is, folks. The courtship continues. Who will be the lucky company to win the heart of Target Global Acquisition? Only time will tell. Until then, stay tuned for more updates, as we witness the transformative journey of Target Global Acquisition unfold right before our eyes.

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“Mission Control, We Have an IPO: Spacy SPAC Gears Up to Change the Universe of Investing”

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– Mission Control Acquisition Corporation is preparing for an initial public offering (IPO) priced at $10 per unit, totaling $100 million.
– Unlike most SPACs, Mission Control has an 18-month window to make their move, with an option to extend by another six months.

Well, folks, it appears we’ve got another company all geared up to blast off into the ever-expanding universe of space investment. Mission Control Acquisition Corporation is their name, and if that doesn’t scream “we’re taking over the cosmos”, I don’t know what does. They’re prepping for an initial public offering (IPO), which apparently is as trendy in the business world as avocado on toast is in hipster cafes.

The fascinating part is that they’ve set their price at $10 per unit with a total of 10 million units. If my grade school math serves me right, that sounds like a cool $100 million deal. Now, I know what you’re thinking, “that’s a lot of green”. And you’re right, it’s as if they’re planning to buy their way to the moon or something.

Unlike most standard SPACs (Special Purpose Acquisition Companies) that give themselves a tight 12-month window to make their move, Mission Control is opting for a leisurely 18-month stroll, with an option to extend that by another six months, because why rush when you’re just planning to take over the universe, right?

Meet Kira Blackwell, the CEO of Mission Control. This lady has spent time with NASA, and she’s not just been hanging around the coffee machine. She was the iTech Program Executive, which, in layman’s terms, means she’s a big deal. Now she’s at the helm of this SPAC, ready to push some serious boundaries in the space economy.

The space market has already skyrocketed from 2010 to 2022, and it looks set to double again this decade. If McKinsey and the World Economic Forum are to be believed, and they usually are, we could be looking at an industry worth a whopping $1 trillion by 2030. I guess the sky’s not the limit after all.

Now, SPACs had their moment of fame recently, going from the business equivalent of the guy in the back of the class to the star quarterback. The number of SPACs skyrocketed during the pandemic, with more than 600 SPAC deals in the IPO blockbuster year of 2021. But this year, they’ve only managed to make up 48% of new public offerings. It seems SPACs have become the old news, just like last year’s viral video.

But who knows? Maybe Mission Control Acquisition Corporation will change all that. After all, when you’re planning to conquer an industry projected to be worth $1 trillion, you might just stir things up a bit. Just remember, investors, in space, no one can hear you scream… about your investment returns.

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Elon Musk Takes a Detour on Truth Social’s Rocky Road, Pauses for TMTG’s Potholes and Delays

TLDR:
– Truth Social and TMTG face numerous legal challenges and negative headlines, making their future uncertain.
– Despite the challenges, Digital World’s stock has seen a 4% increase on the extension announcement day, indicating some investor confidence.

In the land where social media platforms are born more often than we change our socks, Truth Social, the prodigal child of the Trump Media and Technology Group (TMTG), is making waves – and not necessarily the good kind. The return of Elon Musk to social media didn’t make things any easier. The raised eyebrows over the platform’s future are growing more pronounced, and the TMTG’s purported public flotation seems to be on perpetual simmer.

Meanwhile, Digital World, TMTG’s partner in this high-stakes game of SPAC-in-waiting, is finding federal investigations as persistent as a stray cat at a fish market. But, in a twist as surprising as a sunny day in Seattle, Digital World has won itself an extension in the merger deadline. The shareholders, in a move akin to a parent giving their delinquent teen one more chance, have agreed to extend the deadline for a year.

Now, one might think this would be a cause for celebration. But this is no ordinary company we’re talking about – it’s Donald Trump’s. The man who has more lawsuits against him than I have unread emails. From hush money and classified documents to election interference and a Fulton County indictment, Trump’s legal laundry list is longer than a grocery list before Thanksgiving. And all this without even considering the public relations disaster that is his association with the platform.

This brings us to our old friend, the stock market. In the face of all this drama, Digital World’s stock is up about 4% on the extension announcement day. And year-to-date, it has seen a nearly 10% increase, which suggests that the investors have more confidence in the company than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. But let’s not forget the little hiccup where Digital World had to settle with the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) for misleading investors by failing to disclose certain preliminary discussions about the merger.

Amidst all this, what does the future hold for Truth Social and TMTG? The extension might have given them a lifeline, but their destiny lies in navigating through a sea of legal challenges and negative headlines. They’re essentially trying to cross a minefield blindfolded. And the fate of Truth Social and TMTG isn’t just a matter of corporate survival. It ties into larger questions about social media’s future and how influencers are shaping the industry.

Truth Social’s launch was seen as a direct challenge to established platforms like Facebook and Twitter, with a conservative slant. However, targeting one side of the political spectrum is as risky as ice-skating uphill. As we wait to see how this saga unfolds, investors and industry experts will have their popcorn ready, watching every move that Truth Social and TMTG make. Only time will tell if they can survive in the cut-throat world of social media.

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