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“Saratoga Springs Soaks Up the Outlaw Spirit, Courtesy of Willie Nelson’s Badass Festival!”

TLDR:
– Willie Nelson, at 90 years old, continues to defy expectations and shine as the heart and soul of the Outlaw Fest.
– Despite challenges and setbacks, Nelson’s performance was a testament to his resilience and enduring talent.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Willie Nelson has done it again. At the spry age of 90, he’s outliving the average lifespan, and his career is doing the same. Coughs and slips of the microphone be damned, Nelson graced the stage at his Outlaw Fest, a Saratoga Springs summertime staple. Though the format deviated from previous years, sticking to business hours and featuring more established bands, Nelson remains the heart and soul of the festival. Isn’t that just like a seasoned performer?

But let’s not forget the supporting cast. Los Lobos, String Cheese Incident, and Bobby Weir and the Wolf Bros Band warmed up the stage before Nelson strutted on at 10 pm. With 50-degree temperatures, folks were bundling up like they were going on a late-night ice cream run. Now there’s a thought: Willie Nelson and an ice cream cone. Add in the tie-dye and it’s basically Woodstock 2.0.

The early birds got a treat with Los Lobos’ passionate and precise set, while the String Cheese Incident managed to combine Americana style with jam music. Who knew cheese and jam would go so well together? Bobby Weir and his Wolf Bros Band had fans shaking their tail feathers to unique renditions of Grateful Dead classics, proving once again that you can teach an old dog new tricks—or at least new arrangements.

But let’s get back to our man of the hour—or two, in Nelson’s case. Despite his son Micah falling ill and his other son Lucas off touring with his own band, Nelson sauntered onto that stage with the confidence of a catwalk model. He was flanked by his ever-loyal band “The Family,” and the harmonica echoes of Mickey Raphael filled the air. You’d think the guy was trying to summon the spirit of the Wild West.

Despite the occasional cough and microphone slip that added more suspense than any thriller movie, Nelson crooned advice to mothers about steering their sons clear of the cowboy life. The spirit of Waylon Jennings hung in the air as he covered “Good Hearted Woman,” reminding us all that love is not just a feeling but an act. Nelson is a real-life testament to the adage, “Age is just a number.”

Willie Nelson is not just a musician; he’s a symbol of resilience, a beacon of hope for aging rockers everywhere. Let’s hope he continues gracing us with his presence and his music for as long as he can strum that trusty guitar of his. After all, he’s Willie Nelson, and age has nothing on him. So remember, next time you get a chance to see Willie Nelson live, don’t just go, sprint!

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“VinFast Rides the Lightning: New Kid on the Block Chews Up Wall Street, Spits Out Ford and Honda!”

TLDR:
VinFast, a Vietnamese electric car maker, has become the third-largest automaker in the world with a $130 billion valuation, surpassing industry giants like Ford and General Motors.
VinFast’s success is attributed to a successful merger with Black Spade Acquisition Co., a SPAC, resulting in a volatile stock and expensive put options.

I find it fascinating when the tortoise becomes the hare. VinFast, a Vietnamese electric car maker, who was practically unknown yesterday, now finds itself as the third-largest automaker in the world, valued at a whopping $130 billion. It has now successfully outpaced, or should I say, outdriven, industry giants such as Ford, General Motors, and Honda. How did this happen? Well, they got a little help from their friends at Black Spade Acquisition Co., and by a little, I mean a 700% stock rise. If that’s what friends do, sign me up.

The recent success story is an outcome of a successful merger with Black Spade Acquisition Co., a special purpose acquisition company (SPAC). If the mention of SPACs sends you spinning, you’re not alone. It’s a high stakes Wall Street pinball game that VinFast seems to have mastered. Now, I don’t have an eight ball to predict the future, but it seems fair to say that VinFast’s stock options, recently out in the wild, might be a wild ride.

Now, the plot thickens. VinFast’s parent entity, Vingroup is keeping 99% of the company’s ownership to itself. This is like a holding a birthday party but not sharing the cake. It’s leaving a limited number of shares available for trading, leading to a heightened sense of volatility. Now the stock’s acting like a drunken sailor, jumping or tanking over 10% in nine of the last ten trading sessions. While I enjoy a good thrill, this rollercoaster seems to be missing its safety harness.

Just when you thought it couldn’t get crazier, VinFast’s stock options began trading on Monday. And by “tradeable,” I mean… well, it’s a bit of a stretch. VFS options are pricing a huge drop in the stock’s future. It’s like attempting to predict tomorrow’s weather by looking at your neighbor’s wind chimes. It’s difficult to initiate a short-sale trade, resulting in puts that are pricier than a Manhattan apartment.

So, where does this leave us? We have a Vietnamese automaker blowing past industry giants, a volatile stock, and expensive put options. It’s a recipe for a Wall Street thriller, minus the popcorn. As for me, I’ll be watching from the sidelines, waiting for the dust to settle. Until then, VinFast is a ‘no trade’ for me. For others, it might be the ride of their lives.

So, in the words of the immortal George Carlin, “The future will soon be a thing of the past.” But for now, the future of VinFast and its impact on the auto industry remains to be seen. As for the established auto giants, they better buckle up. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.

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Phish’s Charity Concerts “Hook, Line, and Sinker”: Raises $3.5 Million for Flood Recovery Efforts Through Music and Unfathomable Fan Up-pouring

TLDR:
– Phish held two benefit concerts, raising $3.5 million for flood recovery efforts in their home state and Upstate New York.
– Phish’s innovative approach to streaming concerts allowed fans worldwide to be part of a significant event that showcased the power of music and unity.

In the world of rock and roll, where egos often eclipse talent, Phish has turned the tables, making headlines not for their off-stage antics, but for their on-stage philanthropy. The American rock band, hailing from Vermont, recently held two benefit concerts at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center (SPAC) to aid flood recovery efforts in their home state and Upstate New York. The amount they raised? $3.5 million – showing that even in an industry fraught with excess, a little compassion and unity can create magic… and a whole lot of money.

The two-night event wasn’t just another concert. It was a musical spectacle, a rallying cry, and a beacon of hope for those affected by devastating floods. The evenings were marked by the incredible talent of Phish’s Page McConnell and Trey Anastasio, and featured a surprise appearance from legendary guitarist Derek Trucks. And if that wasn’t enough to make fans feel like they’d won the rock concert lottery, Phish decided to stream both concerts for free on their website and YouTube channel. It was a bold move – like a poker player going all-in with a pair of twos. But the gamble paid off.

Direct donations to The WaterWheel Foundation’s 2023 Flood Recovery Fund came pouring in. The total amount raised, a hefty $3.5 million, came from ticket sales, merchandise sales, and individual donations from fans new and old. It’s a testament to the power of music, unity and the altruistic spirit of Phish’s fanbase. It seems the band had a hook, line, and sinker approach to fund-raising: Hit ’em with the music, and then reel in the donations.

The WaterWheel Foundation, founded by Phish in 1997, is well versed in the art of philanthropy. Over the years, they’ve provided support to countless individuals and communities, proving that they are more than just a band of musicians. They’re agents of change, turning the tides of despair into waves of hope. Their benefit concert may have ended, but the donations continue to flow in, turning the music of Phish into a symphony of relief.

In a world where innovation is lauded, Phish has proven that they are not just leaders in music, but in charitable deeds too. They created an innovative approach to streaming concerts, allowing fans around the world to be part of an event that grew into something much bigger than just a performance. In the process, they’ve shown that rock and roll isn’t just about rebellion and raucous behavior. It’s about unity, resilience, and the ability to make a significant difference in the lives of others.

As the echo of Phish’s melodies fade away, the impact of their benevolent act remains. The $3.5 million raised is more than just a number; it’s a symbol of hope, a beacon in the darkness, a testament to the strength of a community united by the love of music. It’s a reminder that when we act together, we can rebuild what was lost and overcome any obstacle, one power chord at a time.

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“More Time Please! Inception Growth Acquisition Charms Its Way to Deadline Extension (and Deposits $100K Just Because)”

TLDR:
– Inception Growth Acquisition Limited has repeatedly extended their deadline to complete a business combination, each extension costing them $100,000 or a complex math game.
– The company’s willingness to continuously pay to extend the deadline showcases their commitment or desperation, but raises questions about the value of the eventual outcome.

Well, folks, it seems like our good buddies over at Inception Growth Acquisition Limited have found themselves a magic button, one that apparently keeps extending their deadline to complete a business combination. They’ve pushed it back to October 13, and guess what? They’ve got the green light to keep slapping that snooze button all the way ’til June 13. Guess someone over there really likes sleeping in.

Now, here’s the kicker. Every time they hit that button, they either have to fork over a $100,000, or play some confusing math game where they multiply 4 cents by the number of shares of common stock issued in their initial public offering. I’m no mathematician, but that sounds like a pretty penny to me. I guess Inception Growth Acquisition Limited is putting their money where their mouth is, or more accurately, into their trust account.

This is the same company, mind you, that prides itself on growing by “pushing boundaries”. Well, they’re certainly pushing something here – the deadline. But hey, who am I to judge? Maybe they’re just using this time to perfect their revolution of the business landscape. I mean, Rome wasn’t built in a day.

Or perhaps we should see this as a sign of their commitment. They’re willing to cough up a suitcase full of cash every month just to buy themselves more time. That’s some serious dedication, or desperation, depending on how you look at it.

But let’s not forget, this is a special-purpose acquisition company we’re talking about here. And what’s more special than a company that can keep moving its own goalposts without breaking a sweat? It’s like a football team with a secret weapon: a bulldozer that keeps moving the end zone further away.

So, ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your hats and don’t let the suspense kill you. Come October, or maybe June, we might just witness a revolution. The question is, will it be worth the wait? Or will it end up being just another expensive game of kick the can down the road? Only time, and a whole lot of money, will tell.

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Phish Throws a Wizard of a Show at SPAC: Munchkin Hair, Ozzy Jams, and a Whole Lot of Good Vibes!

TLDR:
– Fish performed a charity concert at Saratoga Performing Arts Center, incorporating improvisation and references to The Wizard of Oz.
– The band showcased their musical skills and engaged with the audience while raising funds for flood cleanup efforts.

In the grand tradition of rock and roll, the legendary jam band Fish took to the Saratoga Performing Arts Center for a concert that was a mix of charity, improvisation, and a whimsical nod to The Wizard of Oz. Opening their first stage act since 2019 with the rousing ‘Kill Devil Falls’, the band, known for their fluid musical transitions, seamlessly slid into the ‘Moma Dance’. The audience was caught in the musical current as guitarist Trey Anastasio mixed riffs with the dexterity of a cocktail bartender during happy hour.

The show, which was more of an improvised musical journey, drew on the band’s extensive catalog, with performances of “Ocelot,” “The Wedge,” and “Maru,” which displayed drummer John Fishman’s hi-hat playing skills. The band also threw in a quirky rendition of “Sand,” featuring the theme from The Wizard of Oz. Sprinkling sections of “We Welcome You to Munchkinland” throughout the jam added a layer of playfulness to the performance that was more refreshing than a cold beer on a hot summer’s day.

The concert marked the 84th anniversary of The Wizard of Oz, and the references to the film were as plentiful as the notes Anastasio strummed on his guitar. The connection to the classic film wasn’t just musical. Fishman sported a munchkin-inspired hairstyle for the second set, proving that not all drummers are satisfied with just beating skins and crashing cymbals. He also donned a custom water drop muumuu, adding to the theatricality of the performance.

The band’s second set was a testament to their ability to navigate complex musical landscapes. Starting with “Evolve,” the set included a performance of “A Wave of Hope” that showcased the band’s improvisational skills. The performance of “Simple” featured bassist Mike Gordon’s exploratory bassline and Anastasio’s intricate sonic layers, creating a soundscape that was as fantastical and dark as a Tim Burton film.

Packed with memorable moments, the concert served as more than just a night of entertainment. It was a fundraising effort for flood cleanup in Vermont and upstate New York. The band called upon fans to donate, providing the free webcast of the show as an incentive. From engaging performances of fan-favorite songs to playful nods to a cinematic classic, Fish showed they can still create a sense of connection with their audience while, simultaneously, doing their part in responding to environmental disasters. Now, if only more bands could do the same. Rock on, Fish.

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“Horizon Aircraft’s Electric Flying Tango: Dance Partners Sought for Funding Jive and Verti-Takeoff Leap into NASDAQ”

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– Horizon Aircraft is seeking a cash injection from Pono Capital Three to launch their Cavorite X7, a larger and more powerful eVTOL vehicle capable of carrying 1,500 pounds.
– The company hopes that the merger and potential Private Equity Investment will propel them towards disrupting the future of air travel and revolutionizing commuting.

Well folks, buckle up and ready your airsickness bags, because our friends at Horizon Aircraft are changing the game, and your breakfast burrito might not enjoy the ride. These Canadian wizards are the people behind the curtain of electric vertical take-off and landing (eVTOL) vehicles, and they’re itching to show us their latest trick: the Cavorite X7. It’s bigger, badder, and probably a whole lot scarier than its X5 sibling, capable of hauling around 1,500 pounds including a pilot and six passengers. Or, if you prefer, 75,000 quarter-pounders. Your choice.

Now, Horizon’s looking for a cash injection to get their X7 off the ground. Enter Pono Capital Three, a Special Purpose Acquisition Company (SPAC) currently enjoying the sun and tax benefits in the Cayman Islands. They’re talking about a merger that would see Horizon trading on New York’s NASDAQ. But wait, there’s more! They’re also looking at a Private Equity Investment (PIPE) to raise some extra dough. This is the financial equivalent of a trust fall exercise, folks, and Horizon’s hoping Pono’s got their back.

This isn’t Horizon’s first rodeo. They went through a similar process in 2022, breaking free from Astro Aerospace, a US company that had acquired them a year earlier with the aim of listing on the NASDAQ. Sounds like a messy divorce, doesn’t it? CEO Brandon Robinson assures us it’s all for the best, though. He stresses the importance of Horizon having full control of the new entity, with no other companies to share resources with. Because nothing says “innovation” like good old-fashioned greed.

The Cavorite X7 sounds like a dream. Hybrid-electric, patented fan-in-wing design, expected range of 500 miles at speeds of 240 knots – it’s all very flashy. Robinson’s confidence is infectious, citing better-than-expected results from the X5 and enough data to justify increasing the size of the aircraft, thereby improving the unit economics across most mission scenarios. In other words, our dear CEO thinks bigger is definitely better, and he’s prepared to bet the farm on it.

And what about those flight tests, you ask? Well, Horizon has been testing a half-scale demonstrator, which has successfully completed hover tests and optimizations. It even passed a wind tunnel test at approximately 50 miles per hour. Sounds like an overgrown drone, doesn’t it? But Transport Canada has given the green light for the Antelope flight tests to start next fall, so we’ll see soon enough if Horizon’s flying dream can actually get off the ground.

In the meantime, Horizon’s hoping that this business combo with Pono Capital Three and the resulting capital injection will rocket them toward the Cavorite X7 launch. They’re gunning for the eVTOL market in a big way, folks, and they’re convinced they’ve got what it takes to disrupt the future of air travel. So strap in, because the future of commuting might just have you soaring over traffic jams and praying your airsickness bag is up to the task.

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Apple Airship AI: Because Nobody Asked for a Flying Smartphone, But Here We Are Anyway

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– Apple has revealed their latest creation, the Apple Airship AI, a tech-savvy flying machine that adapts to passenger preferences and prioritizes sustainability.
– The potential of the Airship AI is vast, from luxury travel experiences to efficient cargo transportation, and it will also offer super-fast Wi-Fi connectivity for passengers to maintain their digital lives while on the move.

Well folks, it seems that Apple has finally done it. They’ve pulled back the curtains and revealed the future of transportation, and surprise, surprise, it’s not a flying car. No, that would be too ordinary for the tech giant known for revolutionizing just about everything it touches. Instead, they’ve given us a glimpse of their latest creation, the Apple Airship AI. A flying machine so advanced that it can practically make you a cup of coffee while navigating the skies.

Now, this isn’t just any old airship. It’s an Apple airship, which means it’s probably more tech-savvy than most of us. The Airship AI is designed to adapt to each passenger’s preferences, remembering your seat choice and even anticipating your in-flight needs. Can you imagine that? A machine anticipating your needs better than your significant other. But don’t worry, I’m sure there’s still some room for human error.

On the topic of efficiency, the Airship AI is committed to making our transport a little less harsh on Mother Nature. Harnessing solar and wind energy, Apple’s airship is a testament to the company’s dedication to sustainability. Now we can feel a little less guilty about our carbon footprint while enjoying panoramic views from the comfort of our personalized seats. Here’s to hoping they’ve also figured out a way to make the in-flight meals a bit more palatable.

Now, let’s talk about the potential of this sky-hovering wonder. From luxury travel experiences to efficient cargo transportation, Apple’s latest creation could shake things up in a number of industries. Imagine world leaders discussing global issues while hovering above the clouds. Or, healthcare providers delivering vital services to remote areas. That’s right folks, your next doctor’s appointment could be in the sky.

And as an Apple innovation, let’s not forget connectivity. The Airship AI will reportedly be equipped with super-fast Wi-Fi, allowing passengers to maintain their digital lives while on the move. From emailing to streaming movies or even attending virtual meetings, the Apple Airship AI is the epitome of a mobile hub. It seems that we’re about to redefine ‘working from home’ too.

With its sleek, minimalist design, the Airship AI is not just a tech marvel but also a work of art. It’s just like Apple to make us feel like we’re living in a sci-fi movie. If this is the future they’re promising us, sign me up.

So there you have it, folks. Another day, another groundbreaking innovation from Apple. An airship that could potentially revolutionize travel and various industries. The skies will soon be filled with these AI-driven, energy-efficient, elegantly designed airships. And as we eagerly await the official launch, one thing is certain, Apple’s innovation train (or should we say airship?) shows no signs of slowing down.

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Sued for SPACtacular Failure: Velodyne Lawsuit Targets Alleged SPAC Scammers and Makes for an Unsettling Ride

TLDR:
– SPACs are a popular investment game, but investors should approach them with caution and skepticism due to the risks involved.
– Regulatory scrutiny is increasing in the SPAC industry, and not all transactions lead to profitable outcomes, resembling a lottery ticket with uncertain results.

In the grand casino of investing, it appears we’ve found a new game folks are lining up to play: SPACs – Special Purpose Acquisition Companies. Now, if you’re getting visions of a golden goose laying billion-dollar eggs, I hate to break it to you, but it might just be a regular old farm bird with a coat of cheap gold spray paint.

Take the recent kerfuffle with Velodyne Lidar Inc. for example – a company known for its autonomous driving technology. They got all lovey-dovey with Graf Industrial Corp., a SPAC, and went public. The honeymoon ended quickly when they merged with Ouster Inc., another SPAC darling. Suddenly, a former shareholder’s crying foul, claiming he and others were duped into a shotgun wedding that enriched a select few while leaving the rest with a hangover.

This lawsuit is just one of many in Delaware’s Chancery Court, a fighting pit where M&A legal battles are more common than flies on a horse in August. But before we start casting stones at Velodyne and Graf Industrial, let’s pause and consider the risks involved. After all, transparency and accurate disclosure are the pillars of any good SPAC transaction. But in this case, investors might have been given a map to a treasure at the end of the rainbow that turned out to be a pot filled with nothing more than rusty pennies.

So, my humble advice? Approach these SPAC investments with caution and a healthy dose of skepticism. I’ll tell you what I tell my kids about fast food – it might look shiny and delicious on the outside, but you never know what kind of mystery meat you’re getting on the inside.

As the SPAC industry evolves and lawsuits continue to surface like bad jokes at an open mic night, regulatory scrutiny is bound to increase. Not all blank check transactions end up in bricks of gold at the end of the rainbow. Sometimes, all you find is a note saying, “Better luck next time, buckaroo.”

So, in the end, it’s a bit like buying a lottery ticket. You might strike it rich, but more often than not you’re just left with a worthless piece of paper and a slightly lighter wallet. Remember, it’s not the pot of gold, but the thrill of the hunt that keeps this game fun. So, tread carefully, have a good laugh, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

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US Pulls a Trade Switcheroo, Swaps Chinese Imports for Mexican Flavor – Global Economy Holds its Breath!

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– The United States is shifting its import strategy away from China and towards Mexico, in an effort to diversify import partners and reduce reliance on China in the midst of strained trade relations.
– Tech companies like Apple, Tesla, and Nvidia are also looking to move away from China and explore opportunities in Mexico, as a way to mitigate the risks of a potential trade war and boost their recovery.

Well, isn’t this a juicy taco of economic news? The United States, in a bold move that would make a salsa dancer proud, has sashayed past China in the race for Mexican imports. And get this, it’s the first time since 2023. Talk about a comeback! But why the sudden fondness for all things Mexican? It seems the US is trying to spice up their import game, not wanting all their eggs (or should I say, avocados?) in the Chinese basket.

As the economic tango between the US and China reaches fever pitch, data shared by Chamath Palihapitiya, the venture capitalist with a knack for turning complicated numbers into juicy gossip, reveals the strategy behind the salsa. With the current trade relations between the US and China colder than a leftover burrito, diversifying import partners could be the hot sauce the US economy needs.

This significant shift in import behavior is not an isolated incident, but part of a grander, strategic two-step. You see, Apple recently got a virtual slap in the face from China when iPhones were banned in government offices. That’s like telling the Kardashians they can’t take selfies. It’s no surprise that Apple’s stock took a belly flop. The company lost around $190 billion in market worth in just two days. That’s enough to buy everyone in the US a round of tequila shots and still have some change left over.

But don’t think it’s just Apple sobbing into its margarita. Other tech heavyweights like Tesla and Nvidia, who’ve been cozying up to China for years, are feeling the chill too. If a full-blown trade war breaks out, it could put the brakes on their recovery and squeeze their revenues. It’s like a late-night party when the cops show up – not good for anyone involved.

But let’s not get too gloomy here. The data hinting at a move away from China could be a silver lining in this trade war cloud. Take Tesla for example. Currently, they’re making about half of their electric cars in China, but they’ve recently started work on a Gigafactory in Mexico. That’s right, Musk is trading in dumplings for tacos, and it could be just the diversification strategy they need.

The rise of Mexico as a key trading partner for the US is the mariachi band in this economic fiesta. Thanks to NAFTA, the free trade agreement among the US, Canada, and Mexico, trading barriers are as low as a limbo stick at a beach party. This could create a thriving environment for businesses to expand their operations.

So, as we continue to salsa through the complexities of global trade, let’s remember that adaptability and resilience are key. Shaking up supply chains, diversifying import partners, and stepping out of our comfort zones might just be what keeps our economies spinning on the dance floor of global trade. Sure, there will be challenges and missteps along the way, but as long as we keep our sense of humor, we’ll be able to handle whatever the DJ throws our way.

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“Bitter.com’: When Homeownership Innovator Tanks on its Market Debut, and Your Mortgage Might be Next!”

TLDR:
– Better.com’s stock market debut resulted in a 93% loss of investor capital in a single trading session.
– Despite a merger providing $568 million in cash, the company’s stock would need a 769% surge to return to its original price.

Well, folks, yesterday Better.com made a grand entrance to the stock market, and by grand I mean a spectacular belly flop that would make a professional wrestler proud. This online mortgage lender managed to incinerate 93% of its investor capital in a single trading session. Quite the trick, right? If the stock market had a magic show, Better.com would be the headlining act.

Vishal Garg, the company’s founder, probably didn’t anticipate his debut to be such a fiery spectacle. Earlier that day, he was all sunshine and rainbows about the company’s merger with the Aurora Acquisition Company. But right after the stock price decided to impersonate a skydiver without a parachute, Better’s CFO found himself on Yahoo Finance Live trying to put out the fire.

Now, let’s get something straight. Despite appearances, the reverse merger with Aurora was not a death sentence. According to the CFO, it was their saving grace, providing them with a much-needed $568 million in cold hard cash. But here’s the punchline; all that money goes towards keeping the business afloat rather than fattening someone’s wallet. Quite a novel concept in the corporate world, isn’t it?

Unlike VinFast Auto, the Vietnamese startup that pulled a Houdini and cleverly manipulated its listing to achieve a staggering $120 billion market cap, Better’s debut was less magic and more tragic. VinFast sold a total of 18,700 EVs in six years, some so shoddily built they now have to compensate disgruntled customers. Yet, they’ve managed to become the world’s third most valuable carmaker.

While VinFast’s founder, Pham Nhat Vuong, has seen his net worth skyrocket, Better’s Garg might need to put his dreams of billionaire status on hold. To return to the $10 price that the stock started at, it would need a miraculous 769% surge. As it stands, the company’s shares are doing what traders affectionately call a dead cat bounce, which is basically a short-lived recovery from a prolonged decline.

So what’s next for Better.com? Well, according to their CFO, it’s all about the long game. They’re in it to build long-term value for shareholders. Still, might be hard to sell that outlook to investors currently nursing their wounds after losing 93% of their capital. But hey, as the CFO put it, “This is just the beginning.” I sure hope it is, for their sake, or this might turn out to be the shortest magic show in stock market history.

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